Oh gosh…when I signed up for this…I was planning on pouring out my financial sorrows to the world at least five times a week…Well , so far it’s been like…three times in two years – yay me! This sums up literally everything…

I’ve recently realised that I should have been debt free like six months ago…well not me but the perfect version of me. Is it just me, or do you also do this? So, I do have this perfect version of me in my mind. She’s been with me since I was a child, Beyonce has Sasha Fierce (I’m already sorry for this metaphor) and I have this perfect Hanna (name changed).

So the perfect Hanna paid off her debt ages ago, she’s got more than 100,000.00 followers on social media (Facebook and Insta combined or separate – I’m not picky). This hipstery but influential publishing house has reached out to her with their offer to turn her blog into a book. She lost three stones and she looks hot. She recently started invisible braces and because of this she got super defined cheek bones – like in a week.

The perfect Hanna is not insecure about anything in the world…she’s killing it at work. She’s travelling the world… she’s in a happy relationship. Hanna quit drinking obnoxious amounts of coffee and doesn’t smoke cigarettes anymore…She is earning extra money from ads on social media and will appear in a segment on some morning TV show…

Well… the real me…now… hmmm…I started watching Will&Grace – somehow I’ve never seen it before and it’s quite hilarious (season 2 onwards). I’ve paid off quite a bit of my debt…I lost a stone and apparently I’m still losing some weight every now and again…

I’m in the process of finally applying for British citizenship, I have been dating – some of the date were hilarious ….some disastrous. But I actually met a nice guy. I’m doing well at work and me from three years ago, would be shocked to see what I’m dealing with now…

I don’t have over 100,000.00 followers on social media..and I am not scheduled to be interviewed on a breakfast show…

Oh who cares…the perfect me doesn’t exist but I am getting close…